Pastor Laments After iPhone 14 Pro Max Allegedly Stolen by Church Member
Even pastors aren’t safe from sticky fingers, and this latest drama proves it. A clergyman was left fuming after claiming one of his own church members walked off with his prized iPhone 14 Pro Max.
The incident, which has now made its way online, shows the visibly upset pastor addressing his congregation. He explained that the phone went missing during service and urged whoever was responsible to quietly return it before the matter escalates further. In his words, he would rather settle it within the church walls than involve the authorities—at least for now.
But the tone shifted quickly as he vowed to track down the culprit if the phone wasn’t returned. He warned that if the device were traced through the Department of State Services (DSS), he would make sure the offender faced jail time. “Whatever I have, I will use to put that person in prison,” he declared with clear frustration.
The video has since sparked waves of commentary online, with many poking fun at the irony of a man of God threatening to unleash the DSS over a smartphone. Some questioned why someone known for visions and prophecies couldn’t simply “see” the thief, while others quipped that maybe he was just hoping for an upgrade to the iPhone 17. A few even suggested that if the Holy Spirit reveals hidden problems, it should have no trouble pointing to a missing device.
While the jokes rolled in, the underlying issue raised eyebrows about trust within religious communities and the lengths spiritual leaders might go when personal property is involved. What was meant to be a sacred gathering ended up turning into a scene straight out of a detective series, with the pastor switching from preacher to investigator in real time.
Whether the phone resurfaces or not, one thing is certain: this story shows that even in the house of God, temptation can sometimes strike harder than expected.
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